I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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