I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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