Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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