I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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