i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If that was your dad, he is hot
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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