She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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