The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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