Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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