these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
