Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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