And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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