Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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