Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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