Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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