i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
