I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
