Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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