the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I still have a little drunk in my system
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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