Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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