and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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