now i know why i became what i already was.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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