i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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