I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
do herpes really smell.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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