The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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