arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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