Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
are you so shy because you have an std?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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