she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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