the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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