I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm getting married
To pizza
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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