You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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