I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
this will be a night to untag.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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