My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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