check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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