I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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