I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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