She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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