Small penises have feelings too.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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