one two three fourrrrnication!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I wear drunk well.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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