i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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