My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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