Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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