Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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