dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There r osticjed everywhere
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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