we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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