the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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