Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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