On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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