If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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