dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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There's always time for handjobs
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
How external is "for external use only"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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