If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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