one two three fourrrrnication!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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