Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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