she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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