areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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